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- A special LUNCH 4 u,
At da hotel of my
A special LUNCH 4 u,
At da hotel of my Heart,
With a boul of love,
With spoon of care,
In the pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill
- Couple claiming Virginity:
Gal:If ds Is
Couple claiming Virginity:
Gal:If ds Is ur 1st tym, then h0w did u do it so wel?
Boy:If dis Is ur 1st tym, den h0w do u knw that i did wel???
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The trick is to simply accept that people are going to use the words that were taught to them. I speak and write perfect Spanish, but will not interject to correct adults. Some accents are like nails on a chalkboard, some are simply irksome. When I speak English I only use English words, when I speak Spanish I only use Spanish words. Try not to mix them, not very fond of Spanglish. Having said t... like John Lequizamo's routines of Stand-up, he does a great job of creating that Nuyorican experience in the Bronx....you'll laugh, you'll cry, it will move you.
There's a lot to the Hispanic identity that does not speak to me, I just watch and learn. Ancina is a word that reeks of ignorance, but that is not the person's fault. Try all those who switch the L for R and viceversa. *screams*
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