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Clean Christian jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean jokes and humor about old people, memory, false teeth, Grandpa and Grandma and more.n elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!".

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    My daughter, niece and I are assembling a cookbook for my nephew's fiancee. Any great ideas for recipes, funny jokes, …rs" and good marriage advice, etc.? A cute and humorous title?

    Already have some good material, but your help with this project will be greatly appreciated. Thanks.
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    • Love the idea!!!
      I would ask each person in the family to write out their favorite recipe.
      Then ask them to add a personal note to it like (Johns favorite after school snack) (Uncle joe's sick soup) and so on.
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      Have a great time and Congrats to the couple.